Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Portal 2 Spoiler Free Review

Graphics **** : The graphics on this game are fairly similar to what we saw in portal 1 except that the graphics are much more clear and the texture of stuff like bouncy goo is more realistic than in other games. Mind you not many games have bouncy goo any more... ahh how much fun viva piñata would have been. A man can dream
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Gameplay *****: This is a fantastic game because of this. The physics in this games makes it fun challenging at extremely funny. The puzzle vary from hitting four buttons to crying on the floor and rolled up in a ball. either way this game play is one of the best physics games in a while
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Audio *****: Audio on this game makes the game even more than the gameplay. They could make this into a movie and it's comic value wouldn't decrease at all. From Wheatly to Glados this game will have you laughing for years to come. And the obsession with cake continues 
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Storyline ****: The story picks up somewhat we imagine millions of years after portal 1 and Glados is still destroy'd but no worry the game soon picks up its pace and the fun begins again with some of the best comedy in a game ever this is one to laugh at. 
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Genral ***½: The only reason it gets 4 and a half stars is because it doesn't quite reach the level of a game like La Noire but is better than Crysis. The only reason this isn't a 5 star game is because how similar it is to the first one becuase to be honest the only new things are the goo and for a new game that isn't nearly enough 
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Multilayer *****: This is once again a very funny experience and in good old portal style you can play it while eating cake with a friend. Without giving to much away all im saying is that the main storyline is just getting started 




79%

Tomorrow  Mafia 2 Review

17 comments:

  1. Merchant's bloody comedy gold. Love his comedy to bits.

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  2. I can't wait to play this game, but Steam is keeping me out of my account for some reason so I can't even purchase it yet...oh the joys of being a nomad...read my blog, you'll see what I mean...

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  3. thanks for this nice overview!!
    + follow

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  4. Valve is the pixar of video games :D

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  5. I'm waiting for my xbox to come back into the country so can't play it until I buy it too :/

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  6. dont know what all the hype is about, portal is not that good of a game if you ask me

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  7. I might buy this game,nice review!

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  8. Good review, I've been looking forward to this game for a while. Hopefully we actually get some cake this time.

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  9. I agree with this 10000% haha good stuff man

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  10. Really considering buying portal, everyone seems to love it

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  11. You should totally buy it, the multiplayer mode is freakin amazing!

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  12. Finally, A actually good spoiler free review. Definately getting this. Thanks!!!!

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  13. You say better than crysis 2 but your %score is lower than crysis 2.

    Good review though. I prefer user reviews over those paid-off monkeys that call themselves game journalists or whatever. lol.

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